Shaquille O'Neal
Full Name
Shaquille Rashaun O'Neal
March 6, 1972
TNT Commentator
NBA Basketball Player (formerly)
Newark, New Jersey

Shaquille Rashaun O'Neal (b. March 6, 1972) is a former American basketball player. Standing 7' 1" (2.16 m), & weighing 325 lbs. (147 kg) he was one of the heaviest players ever to play in the National Basketball Associaion. O'Neal was born in Caracas, Venezuela, before moving to Newark, New Jersey to start life anew. When asked for reasons behind his move, O'Neal refused to answer further questions and simply answered "I ain't eating no big burgers again, big son." Asking his homey, Big Slice O'Neal. Shaquille lived a quiet life among the B-Ball, as he took up his new secret identity Kazaam (he is). Living his new life as the Brooklyn B-Ball Wizard and Wish Granting Genie, Kazaam. However, due to a long streak of rivalry between Shaq and Kobe Bryant, Shaquille "Daddy" O'Neal was imprisoned in a boombox. Not just any boombox, but a basketball-shaped one.This rivalry's end after years of tension and frustration caused LeBron James to go on a chalk addicted Canada. (No Quebeccans in this article, please.) In 2004, Shaquille O'Neal retired from the NBA after being released from his bumpin' and trumpin' boombox prison (don't forget da B-Ball part, Baby.) In 1998, O'Neal went on to star in the hit-smash blockbuster box office hit movie: Space Jam featuring Guest Star Charles Barkley!

He is seen ordering a Good Burger after a game.

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